Anyone interested in joining my Eastern Iowa Amateur Death Panel? We’re trying to reduce the cost of government AND of health care by creating an all-volunteer death panel to decide which of the sick, halt, lame and elderly we’re going to toss under the bus.

“Getting Sarah Palin to host a show about the natural beauty of Alaska is a bit like getting Jeffrey Dahmer to host cooking show for the Food Network.”

Comment on The Huffington Post about the upcoming Discovery Channel show, “Sarah Palin’s Alaska.”

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Holy crap! Barack Obama wants Israel to talk to the Palestinians! Like FACE TO FACE! Like the U.S. should have any say in this matter. Besides, if the Israelis are talking, how will they find time to build more settlements? This is so unfair and so anti-Semitic!

At least my 84-year-old father was able to get his cataracts taken care of before the Tea Party could eliminate Medicare.

There he goes again! The president wants to put Obamashackles on Wall Street, stifling the free market and the important financial innovations we need to enable people with annual incomes of $40,000 to buy half-million dollar houses with no money down. Not to mention helping investment bankers to earn multi-million dollar bonuses in a year when the government bailed out their banks. Keep government off the backs of the bankers! And God Bless America!

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In yet another proof of his failed presidency, non-US-citizen Barack Obama persuaded 46 countries Tuesday to sign on to a plan to put the world’s nuclear material beyond the reach of terrorists within four years. This is so cunning! Persuade everyone to give up their nuclear material so that when his native country, Kenya, builds a bomb, the entire world will be defenseless! The ONLY country not taken in by this duplicity is Israel, which decided not to send its prime minister.

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Is this a great country or what? Only in the USA could the stock market gain more than 30% in 15 months UNDER A COMMUNIST PRESIDENT! The day Barack Obama took office, the Dow Jones Industrial Average opened at 8279.63. It’s now a little over 11,000.

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As I was coming in to work today on a highway that was built with federal funds, I thought, “you know, the Tea Party is right about shrinking government spending! I wish this highway wasn’t here, so I could be traveling to work by ox cart!”

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Sarah Palin wants to cut government budgets and eradicate wasteful spending, but she’s not troubled by taking $100,000 appearance fees to speak at one of California’s struggling public universities. Of course, that money might otherwise be spent on some pointy-headed pinko professor.

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